shoe sale

25% off women’s footwear

short short skirts

Either I am getting old or I am turning into some prude but holy smokes girls now a days wear some freaking short skirts!!!
I dont think its proper for girls to wear their tiny little skirts to work, we are talking casual smart corporate, but I am sure the men in the office dont say anything because they enjoy perving on them! it makes me sick!

yawn

i hate it when you are talking to someone and they wont stop yawning!
the worst part is that you know they are not tired because they weren’t yawning beforehand…
so either i am reeeeally boring
or they are trying to repel me.

*yawn*
anyway i am off now, i am bored
*yawn*

FB

Facebook is giving me the shits.
Seriously I cant believe people have updates like..
_______ _______ is going to bed.
_______ _______ is having lunch.
Argh, I would rather hear about your smelly farts!!

tits

Recently I’ve had Gok overload…
Apparently tits are getting bigger and bigger. Obviously due to the fact that we are getting fatter, I guess.
Why are people so obsessed with boobs!?!
Personally I hate them. They are in the way. You have to wear uncomfortable bras with underwires to get support. They get sore during certain times of the month. What’s the joy in that? Unless of course you are some male fondling them!
The way I see it….. eventually we will have to say bye to tits!! With the high rate of breast cancer now a days it’s going to get to the point where women will be recommended to get a prophylactic mastectomy as soon as they hit puberty!

your ‘gina

This past Friday Jimmy and I watched “The Perfect Vagina“. No, its not porn!! Peeps get your head out of the gutter.

The Perfect Vagina is a documentary about, you guessed it, vaginas. I was shocked and disturbed to see that some girls get labiplasty!! I didnt even know it existed. WTF!!

Do we walk around in the nude everyday? NO

Do we go around flashing our pink bits all the time? NO

Then how the F%^&K do you get in your little head that your ‘gina is so ugly you have to have plastic surgery!?!! I just dont get it.

Not until watching that freaking show did I even think about the looks of a vagina and it got me thinking, what if mine is so ugly I have to get plastic surgery!?!?!

Just Kidding! Just the thought of the pain gives me the creeps. Honestly, WTF!??

casino

I had lunch in the food court at Crown Casino.

Some of us are just there to have our lunch.

There are of course a lot of tourists.

But the majority of the peeps are ‘viejitos’.

What a great way to spend your retirement funds. Especially during these tough times!

teacher

I cant believe that my 4th grade teacher was charged with inappropriately touching a 10-year-old girl!!

He was strange, yes, but all teachers are!! I just cant see it. In fact I thought he was gay!!!

He is one of the few teachers I stayed in touch with up until college.

I thought he was a good teacher.