mornings

Posted: June 26th, 2009 | Author: Lunita* | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Hubby | 2 Comments »

6:21 am – Jmy arrives home after working the graveyard shift.

6:52 am – Jmy goes to bed.

7:15 am – I get up.

7:35 am – I am out of the shower and ready to have breakfast.

7:36 am – Jmy grunts in his sleep. I think it’s because I’ve been making a lot of noise.

7:54 am – I finish breakfast and go to brush my teeth.

7:59 am – I go and say bye to Jmy.

…now this is when it gets interesting.

Scenario 1

I move Jmy a little to wake him.

Jmy makes karate noises and strikes some karate moves.

The crazy dude was going to attack me.

Scenario 2

I give Jmy a kiss in the cheek to say bye.

Jmy totally freaks out starts saying “dont poke me, dont poke me, dont poke me, dont poke me”

Scenario 3

I go to say bye to Jmy and tell him the news that Michael Jackson died.

Jmy says “Hmmmmm Mickey Mouse….Mickey Mouse…..Mickey Mouse”

1:25pm – I am on my lunch brake and ring Jmy. Do you think he remembers the above? Nope and thinks I am making shit up! bah!

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